(Source: alexandergaskarthlovers, via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)
This is the blog that I have to resort to when I hit the post limit because David Karp is Satan and ruins every good thing that there is left in this world.
My main blog is: atlownsmybra.tumblr.com • Ask me anything
• Submit Naomi was too hxc with the blogging
My main blog is: atlownsmybra.tumblr.com • Ask me anything
• Submit Naomi was too hxc with the blogging
I’m in love with (a band who wrote a song about) a stripper.
(via dontblowitatl)
oh and that hotel is really nice we should stay there again and it has a nice pool lmao
it’s gonna be hot as fuck can we please
how much does it cost?
| Matt Flyzik on tour: | I'm angry at the world! |
| Matt Flyzik at disney land: | OMGZ LET ME LOVE YOU MICKEY! GOD DAMMIT EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL I WANT IT ALL! I LOVE YOU WORLD! OMGZ OMGZ ALEX LOOK THERES THE DISNEY PRINCESSES! AW AW WHEN I GET MARRIED ITS GONNA BE HERE AND MY FUTURE WIFE WILL BE DRESSED LIKE MINNIE AND I'LL BE MICKEY!111!!!!1 |
where is your ship tonight i heard they got girlfriends
maddy really
i mean really
YOU CAN’T TELL ME YOU DON’T SEE IT OH MY FUCKING GOD Y’ALL COULD BE TWINS
IT’S LIKE I’M LOOKING AT THE SMA EPERSON
I DON’T SEE THIS A T A L L
MIA OH MY G O D IT COULD BE YOU IN BOTH PICTURES I SWEAR TO GOD HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE ITFLKNJ
OH MY GOD THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL THOUGH I DON’T SEE IT
butting in to prove me wrong.
naytia “is that her? or did she copy and paste her face on her?”
me “it’s 2 different people”
naytia “…. oh.”
HA YOU DO LOOK LIKE HER SO THERE
| Math teacher: | Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is? |
| Me: | It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it |
